True Love

True Love: An 84 year old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she went before the Judge in a Dublin courthouse, he asked her, “what did you steal?” She replied, “a can of peaches” The judge asked her why she had stolen a can of peaches and she replied because she was hungry. Then the judge asked her “how many peaches were in the can?” to which she replied 6.  The judge said, “then I will give you 6 days in jail” – Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman’s husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could speak on his wife’s behalf. The judge asked “what would you like to say?”

The husband replied “she also stole a can of beans your honor”……

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